Witching Hour

A phrase artsy fartsy goth girls use as another term for masterbatin time. Usually before bed or when nobody else is around.

They'll tell you it's when they burn candles and stuff but we all know what's really up.
"You guys need to head out it is getting late. It's almost time for my Witching Hour and I have class in the AM" - Tracy said.
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witch bitch

synonym for "astrolohoe"

A person, usually female, obsessed with astrology and a proclivity towards promiscuity. They base their entire "dating" life on the "science" of astrology in order to weed out undesirables, without mentioning their looks, therefor avoiding the identification as a superficial person.
witch bitch: what's your sign?
Ugly man: scorpio
witch bitch: oh no, I had bad experiences with Scorpios before, This ain't gonna work out.

witch bitch: what's your sign?
chad: leo
witch bitch: oh, i heard they can get quite adventurous... sexual innuendo at maximum
by Ragnar33 October 11, 2023
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Wicked witch

A nasty rude ass money hungry sluty whore who has all that bad shit, I'm talkin, she got STDs, Herpes, ebola, all that shit, she's also a crackhead, and she smokes
I was driving home last night and then I saw a wicked witch on the side of the road who asked me if a wanted a blow job for $20, I said "hell no, I ain't tryna get STDs or whatever the hell you got", and then I drove off
by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 10, 2023
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Witch

It stands for a bitch who deceives people
A: Do you want this nice lollipop, stranger?
B: Don't fool me witch, its poisonous
by Abdominalmuscles?!324 October 31, 2019
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cock witch

Somebody who can’t keep a dick outta their vigana.
by Cock witch April 29, 2020
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nasty witch

'I think afterwards she wrote some mean things about me in the press and I said that she's a nasty witch.'
Michael Jackson
by MGfunnhJ March 26, 2017
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Witches Broom

When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube
“My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
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