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Fucking witch ass bitch!

An expression used to depict or describe someone who is as mean as a horrible witch.
This fucking witch ass bitch got me fucked up!

Fucking witch ass bitch, fuck off!

Fucking witch ass bitch!
by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023
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Lil’ Witch

A controlling, manipulative bitch who bullies her spouse using tactics such as threats, criticism, emasculation and blame to instill fear and guilt in him so he won’t leave her. She is jealous of her spouse’s friends, family and co-workers and will often isolate him from these people in order to ensure they can’t open his eyes to the true situation at hand.

Her spouse is often unhappy, but has been brainwashed by the abuse and is too fearful to stand up to her. It’s possible she practices dark magic.
“Did you know that Lil’ Witch put a microchip on Hank! She watches his movements while he’s at work and he gets in trouble if he talks to a female coworker.”

“I heard the Lil’ Witch makes him sit down to pee!”
by freshprinceofsteveforest March 19, 2023
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witch

Woman
In
Total
Control of
Herself
Man: let me help you-
Woman: no, I don’t need you, I’m a witch, I got this
by Jazzyfizzle May 30, 2022
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witch of the wood

Someone that can keep a penis erect after multiple orgasms
Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood

Bro 2: I still get no bitches.
by Devious_Spaghet March 22, 2022
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Witch Stew

A stew made with a hint of barley, hint of bay leaf, hint of garlic, pinch of basil.
Hint of Barley, Hint of Bay Lead, Hint of Garlic, Pinch of Basil and you have Witch Stew
by anonymous October 21, 2020
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Witching

The act of sounding with a funnel then pouring hot sauce down the funnel causing extreme pain
I did witching last night, it hurt so fucking bad holy shit
by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024
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Etsy Witch

An "Etsy witch" refers to individuals selling spells, rituals, and other magical services on the online marketplace Etsy.
Bonnaroo was cancelled because we forgot to pay the Etsy witch 😓
by Issameee July 8, 2025
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