Cooked Turkey

How a girl feels after having too much sex.

“We went at it all night I’m feeling like a COOKED TURKEY”.

by KatLady2020 March 25, 2020

Raging Turkey

A sex act performed while receiving fellatio by lifting the balls so that the underside may be licked then dropping them on her face and holding it there. The ensueing gurgling screams of anger and sight of your balls draped over her face like a turkey's wattle combine to give it it's name.

I'm gonna give her the raging turkey later, wish me luck.

by Togwog March 31, 2019

Turkey Express

A sexual act involving a man squatting over his mate while taking a shit on their chest and at the same time ejaculating on their mate's chest.

"Dude. I heard Davey gave Alice a Turkey Express last night."

by sbcharree February 25, 2009

Turkey Bowl

Shoving the Thanksgiving Turkey up your ass.

Thanksgiving is ruined because Joe used the Turkey for a Turkey Bowl.

by John Sandusci November 12, 2019

Turkey Fisting

Fisting someone with your thumb up.

Brian: Bruh, I got so pissed at this guy I seriously considered turkey fisting this mofo

by Sidnelobster August 7, 2014

Turkey Ass

a phrase commonly used by small african american primary schoolers to describe a classmates non-suspecting bent over ass

girl : *bending down to go through her bag*

boy: “damn girl, you got a turkey ass!”

by how2killurdragun June 20, 2020

Turkey Bloat

Enlarged stomach following excessive eating during Thanksgiving dinner

Christine: Hey Tai, why are you loosening your belt?

Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!

by christine sixteen November 23, 2010