Turkey Express

A sexual act involving a man squatting over his mate while taking a shit on their chest and at the same time ejaculating on their mate's chest.

"Dude. I heard Davey gave Alice a Turkey Express last night."

by sbcharree February 25, 2009

Turkey Bowl

Shoving the Thanksgiving Turkey up your ass.

Thanksgiving is ruined because Joe used the Turkey for a Turkey Bowl.

by John Sandusci November 12, 2019

turkey party

Being a pussy or wimp. Called after a turkeys ballsack on the chin, because it looks like a girls nasty ass pussylips.

“Bro have you heard Justin Biebers song with Ludacris” “ that shit sounds like a fucking turkey party”

by Hanserbøsse February 10, 2019

Spicy Turkey

When a man pulls his scrotum down to resemble a turkeys caruncle (wattle). He then uses a zester to remove the outer layer of skin and then dunk his sack into the hot sauce of his choice. He will then make the noises of an angry Turkey.

I would rather have a Spicy Turkey than spend time with my ex.

by Sir Dripsalot November 4, 2019

Jurkin the Turkey

Something that a jimmy likes doing allot

Jimmy likes Jurkin the turkey

by jurktheturk May 9, 2022

a feathered turkey

The act in which a man ejaculates on his partners face then uses trimmers to buzz his pubic hair off onto his partners ejaculate covered face whilst continuing to receive fellatio.

If your bro ain't doing a Feathered Turkey when he's giving you a brojob, can you even really call it a brojob?

by Yardgnomejerker September 30, 2018

Fear turkey

The thing I'll fuck right after sending another death threat to the Pope.

I just want to inflict as much fear as I can - just as stuffing a turkey. Which I'll then proceed to have sex with. That's right, I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey!

by thecrimsonfuckr_#vampire November 22, 2017