GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).

"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."

by walkin-dead December 4, 2011

Chest-Freeze

The event that usually occurs before brain-freeze in your chest.

Chest-freeze sucks.

by ChillJammyTheEpic May 5, 2019

fizzle chest

A word describing a man's chest hair being sparse and dispersed as if a receding hair line on a chest

Ew I broke up with my ex because of his retched fizzle chest

by Afarterferlife January 12, 2018

chest

to cheat

word from common misspelling when typing cheater

mandem don't chest your girl

by Achluophobia April 4, 2020

salty chest

When a woman has a wet vagina and sits on you chest

Ay Steve your daughter gave me a salty chest

by Suckyamum March 24, 2019

Chest Wombats

Noun to describe a pair of rather large womans breasts.

Danielle had an amazing pair of furry chest wombats

by thom.ed March 6, 2011