izzy’s porn tape

You define it with your *imagination* (lots of short people involved)

Let’s do something like Izzy’s porn tape

by izzypop04 February 13, 2018

Sarges Sex Tape

Sex tapes from a man who explains fairy tales in 2 minutes or less (also explains the sex videos to completion).
Other useful explanations include the following

It's a short one this week

Greasy meat resembling a bear

Unusual downpour

How we get chapped

I'll make it through Sarges Sex Tape if God doesnt smite us with a rain of used condoms

by A Minnesotan January 3, 2019

8 track tapeworm

A song stuck in your head, on auto-repeat since 1966.

Having blown their cash on a then-state-of-the-art sound system for the band truck, the guys only had enough to buy one tape. For the last five decades, Martha and the Vandellas had been singing endlessly in his head - "It's like a heatwave, burnin' in my hea-a-art, can't keep from a-cry-in', tearin' me apa-a-art", his personal 8 track tapeworm.

by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020

This is my sex tape

Used when family and friends keep bringing up an embarrassing picture or video from your past.

Ughh...let that shit die already! This is my sex tape.

by Crafty catfish June 1, 2021

Book On Tape

An audio recording of a book being read aloud. Historically, the term was used to reference a book reading recorded onto a cassette, hence the term "on tape". Although cassette tapes are no longer commonly used, the term "Book on Tape" in the modern day can refer to any medium of audiobook recording (CD, Radio, streaming platforms).

I need to find a good book on tape for my long road trip!

by AG41 July 11, 2023

the red tape

a certan punishment in the military where it is currently unknown but durring WWII aparently very bad w the red army but it is just something you wanna avoid at all costs (some even commit suicide)

Military commander: i carried out my orders, i sent in all of my boys...but the german engulfed us....they has artiliry, aircraft, tanks...and me, what did i have...

Krushtev: a sacred duty to resist!.......perhaps youd prefer to avoid the red tape.
*slides a torkev to him on the table*

military commander: *takes pistol* *BANG!*

by Raven M 203 June 3, 2010

takedown

The act of having sexual intercourse with another person.

Would you takedown that chick?

Past
Did you takedown that girl from the bar last night?

Variations
That girl is pretty hot, would you take-er-down?

by donald123 May 4, 2005