salley

a wierd and strange beast that is awful in every possible way and she eats a ton and always breaks your bed

boy: oh my god here comes salley
girl :ew ew ew lets get away
boy: yeah like now

by an old man January 9, 2014

Sensitive Sally

A person who is extremely fragile and easy to offend. You literally cannot joke with this person or else they'll start crying.

Man 1: Hey what's 2+2?

Man 2: 3
Man 1: Are you stupid, it's 4 you dumbass.
Man 2: Bro why you gotta be so mean all the time, it's like hurting my soul
Man 1: Oookay Sensitive Sally
Man 2: *sobs*

by AquafinaEnthusiast June 13, 2018

Sallie

Any member of Phi Psi when referred to by another male, or educated female.

Damn, those Sallies across the street are lame.

by Sig machi March 30, 2009

salley kim

sally kim loves jason oh so very much even more than thevy.

salley kim loves jason more than thevy does

by anynomemous October 18, 2004

sally pop up

a pop up advertisement for online dating, usually comes in the form of a hot chick posing seductively. Very similar to regular pop ups but tends to be the same two girls over and over.

Guy 1"Dude I have such a freaking problem with sally pop up"
Guy 2"Yeah but man she ain't hard to look at"

by maisypie June 11, 2006

Sallybags

A term given to those less fortunate in the male glandular region

Man, Pete really got his ass handed to him today by that homeless woman - he'd better get some ice on those sallybags.

by VirtualRoofie September 22, 2008

Sallyfeary

mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.

Kate Walsh from the apprentice is a sallyfeary

by jhalstead December 14, 2009