sweater meat

large nice shapped tits, that are soft to the touch. built for speed and comfort.

Wow John look at that womans sweater meat!

tits, funbags, bazungas, boobs, knockers, cans, chassis, honkers,

by deeez nuttzzzz October 7, 2006

sweaterness

1. The quality or condition of being a sweater. 2. The true essence of being created from knitted, crocheted, or woven wool, cotton, or synthetic yarn. 3. Used with "His", "Her", or "Your" as a title and form of address for someone wearing a totally awesome sweater.

"I could get the Tiffany & Co. Pullover, but, woe is me, for I have none of the moneys required to buy such sweaterness."

by Michelle C. August 30, 2006

sweater biscuits

nice boobs under a tight sweater

Saturday was the first cool day of fall bringing the sweater biscuits from their summer hibernation.

by I am Achmed September 25, 2008

Sweater Petter

The name given to women who are attracted to men with copious amounts of back hair, predominantly found at tourist beaches and hotel pools.

Check out that sweater petter putting sunscreen on that middle eastern dude!

by Nubberboy January 24, 2010

SKEETER BISCUIT

A Southern slut who is unclean and trifling.

That cross-eyed girl is a real Skeeter Biscuit!

by volsgirl1976 February 27, 2011

sweater sausages

Boobs. Lung protectors, jello molds, double lattes, bald commuters, mre's, whoopie cushions, frontal lobes, juggies, ....

Q: 2nd funniest name for boobs?
A: Sweater sausages

by vk31337 May 3, 2011

Skeetering

The act of giving or receiving oral sex whilst riding a scooter.

I had a rough day at work so went I got home, I grabbed my bitch and we went for a quick ride on my scooter where I started skeetering around the bloc.

by WithDaggersNY June 12, 2011