How To: Surpise Sex

Surpise Sex is when one yells 'SURPISE' before having intercourse with another. Commonly done between couples, therefore avoiding the Surpise Sex becoming rape. Good advice!

How To: Surpise Sex:
'SURPISE!'

by MistressHowTo:) May 21, 2010

chocolate surprise

When you are having anal with a girl, and she gets shit on your dick. So you pull a "slip" shove it in her pussy real quick to get the shit off. Then finish the anal. So next time she goes to check out her vagina, she'll find a chocolate surprise.

Did you hear that bitch scream? Must be a chocolate surprise.

by Tom Clancey February 7, 2004

Surprise Sex

Often referred to as the "alternative term" for rape.

It's not called rape man, it's called Surprise Sex.

by NightBl1d3 August 16, 2009

Mary Sue Surprise

When a girl (preferably Mary Sue Coleman) watches you while you sleep and you suddenly jizz in her face and yell 'SURPRISE' !!

Everyone heard Chris yell 'surprise' when he Mary Sue Surprised the president of the University of Michigan last night..

by kelseykilla November 1, 2010

surprise

A fart with a lump in it.

Billy thought he'd prank his sleeping sister by farting in her face,but he got a surprise in his shorts instead!

by dasanudas August 5, 2009

Suprise Porn

A genre of pornography in which innocent victims are caught off guard and to their 'suprise', sexual acts are performed on them.

These actions can vary from a females dress 'accidentally' being 'snagged' on a tree, a gust of wind blowing a females dress off to a female simply being propositioned for a role in a pornographic film on the curbside.

Suprise porn is generally a one sided afair, no male suprise porn has been created!

Advocates of the suprise porn genre include such notorieties as the fatpizzaman from the musical group d-wizz 2.0

I jacked off to some good suprise porn last night pal you should have seen the look on her face when her dress was yanked right off outside the coffee shop.

by diehard_86 May 26, 2006

backdoor surpise

When your having sex doggiestyle, and then you pull it out and stick it in her ass.

Dude i was fuckin her doggystyle and then i gave her a backdoor surprise

by JamesBong February 3, 2004