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Ditch the bitch and make the switch

Used by the gay community to tell closeted and questioning gay men to cross over the line into homosexuality.
by etzlivuur May 25, 2011
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gentleman's stitch

A gentleman's stitch is the stitch the doctor gives to woman after birth in the vaginal opening to make sure that future sexual activity will remain satisfactory to the man. The woman is made "tight" again for the man. Sometimes, after a child going through the birth canal, the vaginal opening can become stretched and loose which is not conductive to good Sexual activity. Does the phrase, "you could drive a Volkswagen through there" give you a hint?
When the ultrasound showed how big the baby was growing, I told the doctor I was going to need a gentleman's stitch after it was all over.
by plagerist July 27, 2010
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Bitch Switch

When there are an even amount of males and females. You take turns with each girl. Switching every 15 minutes.
Guy #1: There are going to be the same number of bitches as dudes at Sophia's tonight.
Guy #2: So? Lets just bitch switch. So we both will get turns.
by 36Highst August 25, 2011
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boopid stitch

A nice way of calling someone a stupid bitch. By reversing the first letters of the words, it is unlikely they will figure out what you are really saying and will give you a blank look.
Boopid Stitch! Have a nice day!

*blank stare in response* Thank you!
by LaDeena July 2, 2009
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switch

A term used to describe the vertical movement of a person's buttocks as they walk. More specifically, the vertical motion of each buttock independent of the other. With each step the corresponding cheek "switches" being higher vertically than the adjacent cheek.
Look at that go! She's got a full inch switch on that booty!
by SteveHo April 2, 2010
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switching lanes

When you go from cumming to then having to piss
I fucked this bitch then I went to the bathroom but had trouble switching lanes to take a piss.
by Dubs&Hoes November 19, 2013
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buggaboo-switcheroo

When a man fucks a woman in such a way that he goes- ass, vagina, ass, vagina, ass, vagina...
Melissa got a UTI from Aaron because they were doing the buggaboo-switcheroo
by babynins April 6, 2010
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