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Spongebobbery

Noun.

Actions or behaviour befitting everyone's favourite cartoon sponge such as blowing bubbles, hollering "I'M READY!", being unreasonably enthusiastic about your job & making up & singing songs on the spot.

Spongebobbery can fall just about anywhere on the spectrum of good & evil.
Example 1:
Person A: Hi, Person B! What are you doing today? I'm going to work four shifts back to back! I can't wait! Today is the best day ever! I'M READY!
Person B: What Spongebobbery is this? Go away!

Example 2:
Person C comes upon Person D blowing bubbles with alarming skill.
Person C: What Spongebobbery is this? Can you give me a bubble blowing lesson?
by The venerable lady M. Jane April 26, 2011
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Spongeboscis

A spongy nose, short for "spongy proboscis." A nose that is flexible, with little or soft cartilage.
Her spongeboscis flattened against his face when she kissed him.
by randomhuman999 April 19, 2010
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spongebobin'

a person who is very gay an everybody knows it but doesn't admit it.
"so what's the deal with gary? is he gay?"
"yeah,but he's totally spongebobin'"
by snailo July 15, 2009
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Spongejob

A sexual reference as to what Spongebob and Patrick do together.
Spongebob: Hey Patrick. I'm Ready, I'm Ready!
Patrick: Good! I <3 spongejobs!
by Trong eh Dore March 15, 2010
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Sponge Bob

To get head from a woman while she's soaping you up in the shower.
"Man, I got a great Sponge Bob last night!"
by Lara111 September 28, 2007
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spongeboob

1:)An idiot. A boob,but who happens to be a fan of the Spongebob Squarepants show.

2:)The perfect breast. Not too big, not too small, not enhanced, glistening slightly with rivulets of water clinging to the surface and nipple. Sponge-like but brilliant. Like a mix betwixt Milla Jovovich's (Pre Preg) and those of Katy Perry.
Bernard: Yo, Mike, you see Spongeboob?
Mike: What? The cartoon?
Bernard: No, the hottie over there, working in that garage on that Subaru.
Mike: What? Where?
Bernard: The one over there cranking that jack now.
Mike: Where man?
Bernard: Fucking THERE! The one whose just spilled all that fucking Castrol GTX on her overalls. Look, she's the one taking off her over...alls.
Mike: We looking at the same garage?
Bernard: Hmm? She's rubbing it off.
Mike: Ooooh, the girl in the RED cap! I see her now. Hey, that's not Cas...trol...thats...Wigwam..qual...this is sweet. (They high-ten, chest bounce then return to perving.)
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2009
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Spongebomb

This is Spongebob's terroristic alter-ego. It is Spongebob with either dynamite strapped to his chest, or shoved in his spongy orphuses, too much facial hair, and what he would look like if he were to wear a turban.
holy shit, it's spongebomb. RUN, BITCHES!!!!!!
by jakefist March 13, 2008
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