splondor

The most powerful element known to mankind

The power of splondor can wipe out trillions. If splondor were to be put into the wrong hands, trillions would probably die ngl lol.

by crondor231 October 18, 2022

splondor

The most powerful element known to man.

The levels of splondor in the system are rising!! The Milky Way gon' explode o sum lmaooo

by crondor231 October 18, 2022

sploonching

Cumming while in the act of performing a handstand

I was sploonching at the party last night

by Dapes the staint hustler March 14, 2023

Sploofed

When a canine (Dog) lays flat on it's stomach and stretches it's arms and legs to the point of no return. It then relaxes it's muscles and goes limp.

Often this act is observed as adorable.

The Dog just sploofed all over the floor Janis, look.
OMG that dog is sploofing.

by NeatoPotato December 14, 2022

Splooge looge cantena

Home to town whore. Men frequent this home after hours and bars closing. Proprietor takes payment in cash or meth. Services offered are anal, pissing, blowjobs and pot pies.

Fuck dude think ill cash my check, get high, and head to see Amy at the old Splooge Looge Cantena.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023

Sploofle

Jumping or walking on your bed

Hey want to go sploofle on the bed?
Sure let's go!

by Sploofie July 28, 2023

Splooath

The act of ejaculating to cope with a constant state of self-loathing

Wow, I hate myself so much, I guess the only thing I can do now is go to my room and splooath

by CerealNutter August 13, 2023