Spanner

A hot girl.

Sally is a spanner, she really tightens my nuts.

by Chumpbug September 11, 2020

eel skinner

Term for a woman's vagina.

And then he stuck it, right in her eel skinner.

by WangmasterD August 18, 2005

Skinner

A word used predominately in Canada by dumbass male teenagers ages 14-17 who are too ignorant to realize that a skinner is prison slang for a child rapist.

student 1- omg look at that fag josh.
Student 2- God hes such a fucking skinner.
Student 3- Wow, you guys are idiots. Try coming up with something a little more original and maybe people will respect you more.

(student 3 leaves)

Student 2- I can't believe he's taking his side.
Student 1- I kno, what a skinner ~kss~kss~

by hotbuns212 June 11, 2010

Spanner

A large shit whose length spans at least the circumference of the inside of the toilet bowl. Extreme relief usually accompanies release of a spanner, as does the occasional bloody anus, sudden weight loss and clogged toilet.

Mass consumption of sunflower seed shells can turn an ordinary spanner into a mace spanner. Resembling the spiky medieval weapon, mace spanners should be avoided at all costs.

"I just ate 4 bowls of granola. There's gonna be a spanner in the toilet tomorrow, I tell you."

Tom:"Dude, I just shat out a wingless 747."
Ron:"No, Tom, you shat a spanner. Good for you. Now unclog the toilet."

Ron:"I told you should have spit out all those sunflower seed shells, Tom."
Tom:"Fuck you, Ron. My intestines are being shredded as we speak. It's only a matter of time before this mace spanner turns my butthole into a bloody, fleshy origami fortune teller"

by Larsone April 18, 2010

skinner

Someone who doesn't want to come to general population

That f'en Skinner babyed out and went to P.C. But we'll get our chance

by convict1 August 25, 2007

spinnoriffic

of, or relating to political spin; performed best by those known as spin doctors; see CNN and FOX also 3rd parties looking to push their partisan beliefs on others.
see also: New York Times, sean hannity, michael moore, Ann Coulter, Al Franken.

"I'm voting for Kerry because Al Franken said Bush is teh dumbz0r"

"That Al Franken sure is one spinnoriffic gentleman!"

by derek October 25, 2004

skinnerback

Means everything and nothing at the same time. Pronoun, adjective

Skinnerback

by Tacomax71 June 22, 2019