Cobra Sock

A sock which has been jerked off in so many times it stands on it own, guarding the room like a cobra.

I went into Josh's room and his Cobra sock was looking straight into my eyes.

by niksux May 17, 2013

VP Social

Someone who rises to the occasion to plan or help plan a course of events that will lead to legendary night out. In order to keep acting position of VP social you must be awesome at short term planning, on the spot decision making and networking. VP social is an electoral position where majority vote in a crew designates VP social to a 2-year term unless performance of acting VP social is compromised or lame.

Emily was removed from acting VP Social role due to poor performance to make epic night out, burgers alone were round like meatballs. Jeremy organized 50 shades of awesomeness time and time again that led him to be the VP Social in his crew.

by Durtis May 22, 2013

Rat Sock

The act of putting a rat in a sock and smashing the shit out of it on a hardwood table

Hey Dequavis want to come to my crib and kill this rat my cum dumpster found in the basement?? Sure Jemaree I'll bring my Gucci Rat Sock

by TrapMoneyBrutus August 7, 2018

Conservative Socialist

Based chad

Damn, I heard Chad is a conservative socialist. No wonder he's fucking good at everything.

by Conservative socialist November 12, 2021

Situational Socialist

Noun.

An individual who briefly embraces the concepts of Socialism after a lifetime of objection and hostility to it. This is done to satisfy a momentary need for its benefits, which the individual has actively sought to deny others when they needed it. Once the need is satisfied, the Situational Socialist will then usually resume hostility and objection to Socialism as before and resume seeking to deny it benefits to others, while acting as though the previous aid was never needed nor granted.

See also: Hypocrite.

"So Rand Paul and Thomas Massie asked for emergency government aid today."
"Wait, the Kentucky guys who always voted to deny emergency aid to LITERALLY everyone else in the U.S. their whole time in office?"
"Yup."
"Wow. When did they switch parties?"
"Ahahaha. Nah, man, they're just Situational Socialists."

"Ayn Rand railed against US government benefits and defined its recipients as “parasites” and “looters” in her works, but rushed to take in Social Security and Medicare benefits when she needed them herself."

by π in the sky December 12, 2021

Burdon On Society Day

January 18th, when everyone is supposed to walk slowly, talk slowly, vandelize neighborhood signs, benches, fences, ect. If the day is on a school day, do not go to school, do not tell your parents you're not going to school, don't call in and let the school know, just don't go. Instead, go to a busy mall, get an empty cart, never buy anything but go to all the small stores and look at stuff in the thin isles for a long time. If you do buy something, buy it in unrolled nickles and dimes. If you have the pennies, thats a plus. Also, count out each coin at a time, and half way through pretend to mess up and start over. That is one of the thousands of things you can do on this day.

Justin ~"Man, did you see what Alan and Regan did on Burdon On Society Day?"
Cody ~ "Yeah, that bench with the car dealer's face on it had a cock in his mouth!"

by P.J.Scene March 27, 2007

Peanut Butter And Jelly Society

A mystical group of young rebels who are free thinkers, they share their opinions and beliefs and break away from the system!! A magical place abundant with many screenshots. A forum for feelings and thoughts.

Guy: Have you heard of the Peanut Butter And Jelly Society?
Guy2: No, what is it?
Guy: Oh man... I can't tell you... You're missing out man...

by Peanutbutterqueen November 30, 2011