The class of seltzer beverages that are branded as vodka soda in a can. Many are actually just malt liquor classed up in nice packaging. Often, they are priced significantly higher than an more potent bottle of vodka and soda water.
Chad: Yo brosef, en route in Dad's Wagoneer. Just ripped a touch and go at the packy to pick up a twelver of hard seltzers. I'll need a Jackson from you to cover your half.
Thad: The chicks at Sconset Beach are gonna love us. Claws up!
Brad: Bros, I bought bottle of Tito's, six cans of soda water, and bag of limes for $18 that will get 10 of us toasty. Those $40 Fraudka Sodas won't even get you two buzzed.
Thad: The chicks at Sconset Beach are gonna love us. Claws up!
Brad: Bros, I bought bottle of Tito's, six cans of soda water, and bag of limes for $18 that will get 10 of us toasty. Those $40 Fraudka Sodas won't even get you two buzzed.
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A Soda Kid/Juice Kid:
Do you have Juice? No sorry :/
Can I have some soda for the kids? Umm we have tea :0
Do you have Juice? No sorry :/
Can I have some soda for the kids? Umm we have tea :0
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