Plee Smoof

What blonde girls say when they are attempting to be cute, but are really too tired to enunciate

Plee smoof so I can go to bed.

by i poop rainbows December 17, 2011

mexican smooch

When someone decides to repay you for giving them a dirty sanchez by kissing you...

Dammit! The bitch gave me a mexican smooch when she realized I hit her with a dirty sanchez.

by TpaShocker April 13, 2013

anal smoocher

One who smooches anus whilst giving it a bit of tongue in the hope of recieving a tiny chunk of shit.

Josh is an anal smoocher.

by dicknibbler December 27, 2015

wookie smooch

When a guy sits on a girls face and she has to kiss his "wookie"

Carlie: Dan gave me the best wookie smooch ever last night

Beth: He gave me one of those last week at the dance

by Kooter Miller June 25, 2016

teffle smoof

When you have to crap so badly that you end up having some really bad diarrhea that sticks to your clothes all day.

"I didn't make it so I ending up having to teffle smoof my self..."

by Furyfreeze2005 November 17, 2016

smarty-smoo

A remark given to one being a total smart ass.

mark: ooh, look at me, im wade. im a total smarty-smoo

wade: y u do dis mark???

by ShuhDude¯\_(ツ)_/¯ January 1, 2017

pecker smooch

Someone who gets pissed at a smart ass

And kisses the cock and squeeze it with a wrench

One day anthony was being a smart ass bitch so Jane kissed his pecker and squeezed it with a wrench pecker smooch

by Masterpapav95 August 3, 2017