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social media single

When your girlfriend acts like a single girl on snapchat, Instagram, vine, etc.
"Darn... Jennifer is acting so social media single right now."
by Shannahan5 October 13, 2016
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Single Wound

A woman who will not let a man enter with his penis. Therefore her only viable orifice is here vagina.
Man, Sally won't let me put it in her ass.. That cunt is such a Single Wound.
by Skidgod August 26, 2019
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Singles

Noun. One dollar bills. Never used in the singular form. Can also refer to coins or gambling chips with a one dollar denomination.
A five dollar bill and three singles equals $8.
by ProfessorProcrastinate July 24, 2022
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Single As A Pringle.

The title says it all, each chip on a pringle is singular. In a sense this means that the person is single and depressed.
by wowieee September 19, 2022
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Wait... You're Single?

A common question that girls or boys would ask the opposite sex when they find out this answer.
Wait... You're Single? I didn't know that.
by Bob Chum Person April 21, 2018
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Singles Awareness Day

An alternate name for Valentine's Day (February 14), more commonly used by the unlucky ones who don't have someone to love because they don't love them back.

On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.

Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.
Friend: "Yo, it's about to be February! You know what that means...Valentine's Day!"
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."
by demonrobot December 11, 2022
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