Shatsterbate

1. Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a deuce.

2. Masturbating while thinking of William Shatner

1. My room doesn't have a lock on the door so I had to go to the bathroom to shatsterbate
2. William Shatner is the only person on earth who shatsterbates

by gcrack September 19, 2011

shits and googles

The act of looking up obscure facts when in social situations just for the hell of it.

John: Who was that guy in the movie where they beat the crap out of aliens?

Bob: I dunno? Lemme look it up just for shits and googles...

by scoobylou May 28, 2013

Shitshutter

Noun.

1.) Someone who takes really bad photos.

Verb.

(Shitshuttered - past tense

Shitshot - Future tense)

1.) Take a photo of someone else on a really bad angle.

"Dan, no offense, but you're such a shitshutter. None of these photos are good enough to be on the cover of the weekly paper."

"Did you just shitshutter me? Fuck off James! Take someone else's photo, damnit!"

by Kheoz December 28, 2013

shitscoop

1. verb to describe person who screws something up

3. noun to describe something generally used to pick up animal poop

1. Hey shitscoop how do you go from 1 to 3 typing definitions?

3: Honey, babe, I know you hear me, can you get the kids to grab this shitscoop and clean up the yard?

by Caddywompus84 January 17, 2017

shitsatanic

shitsatanic: (adjective) of a sentence on deceitful.

shitsatanic person has gain almost 2/3 of human population to her trap in falsely pretention guises.

by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe January 22, 2018

SHITSHOW

A situation characterized by a series of events causing anything and everything to go completely wrong.

Dude you gotta shape up you shitshow.....You're my emergency contact!

by SCOTTYH42WOLF June 9, 2018

Shits and hahas

Term used by a 40 year old male who works at a nutrition store who is trying to fit in and say f*** it lets just send it. Says it during the most serious times and thinks he is funny.

I mean we can try it for shits and hahas.

by collegedropout November 14, 2018