shelf destruct

Verb: to decay to a slimy and/or mouldy mess while in storage (on the shelf)

"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"

The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.

by tsamu July 31, 2010

sheefer

the head of a beer. The last couple sips of beer in a can. When it's a tad warm.

=---Dude, pour your fucking sheefer out man, it's gross.
--- Let's combine the sheefers and make the pledge drink it!!

by xsfcsknj August 27, 2010

shelf shuffle

The hassle of moving items on a shelf in the fridge so one can pull out an item that is trapped behind all others.

Of course the milk is at the very back of my fridge when I want to eat my bowl of cereal.....fuck the shelf shuffle, I'll just use orange juice...

by phish phood December 28, 2010

Sheaff'd

When you suddenly realise that you're doing something the guy standing next to you should be doing but isn't because he's distracted you sufficiently, causing you to forget that you should'nt be doing what you're doing where you're doing it........you've been Sheaff'd!

Half way across & your're still up here driving........you've been Sheaff'd mate.....!

by andyrr December 15, 2011

shefou

shefou can mean exactly anything. this awesomeness is so awesome that you can only use it in times of great awesomeness, sexiness, or just regularness

man #1 : "hey dude did you see that shefou girl?"

man # 2 : "yea dude! she's so fricken hot!"

by Shishkabob Vanyumyum April 17, 2013

seffable

A high compliment of a lovestone. It does generally mean they have nice boobs as an adjective. Seffable too can be a statement of a lovestone being vulnerable of being seffed.

Wow! She's pretty seffable!

by Ninja in the Disco March 30, 2015

seffables

Seffables are slang (Shoulspeak) for boobs.

Yes I seffed her... she kept sticking her seffables out. It's like a daily battle of respect.

by Ninja in the Disco March 30, 2015