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Shopping Vulture

A person (usually a female) that goes to some type of clothing or department store and walks around looking for things they like. After they find something they like they leave and wait until it goes on clearance, much like a vulture waiting for its chance to feast on a rotting carcass.
"She's been here for almost two hours, is she gonna buy anything?!"

"No, not today. She's a shopping vulture
by ishop April 21, 2011
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Shippingest

The person who can acquire both loads of freight, and the means to transport them (trucks, trains, planes, horses, camels etc.) better than anyone else is the shippingest.
Another load delivered. Man, Johnny is the shippingest motherfucker around.
by Mac the truck October 4, 2011
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Shopping Shart

unexpected, extra wet leakage during gas expulsion while shopping
Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.
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Shopping For Teacups

Searching for someone that you can Teabag...
Damn...I spent all day shopping for teacups and you were right here all along!
by Teabag Master March 5, 2013
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shopping cart gridlock

When you are grocery shopping during the rush hour and you can't get through the aisle because there are too many carts in the way, can't back up either because other shoppers piled in behind you and nobody can move.
I can't get to the tostada chips & jalapeno cheese dip, I'm stuck in shopping cart gridlock...
by Gulf Coast Beach Bum July 29, 2013
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shipping a package

I will be shipping a package now, as I just finished my third quadruple caramel macchiato iced latte.
by Keanu Madonna August 19, 2014
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scrapping the bowl

To make money aggressively
by Huncho B January 28, 2018
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