dogfood scam

1. A old school scam used by bums to get money by using a can of dog food and a can of cornbeef and hash. The can of dog food is emptied and cleaned out and the cornbeef is placed in the dogfood can. The bum then sits outside a grocery store eating from the dogfood can and is given money by strangers that think the poor bum is eating dogfood.
2. Any scam where a bum lowers himself to a unethical level, such as pretending to have no legs.

Ford: Well the car is busted and I'm out of money.
porch: I have a couple of dollars. Lets get some cornbeef and some alpo and pull the dogfood scam.
Ford: Heheh, the dogfood scam, I'll get my bum suit out of the trunk.

by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007

Sacramento

The Capital of California, Sacramento is a medium-sized metropolitan area containing several layers of government: State, federal, county, city and even some military elements (though most military bases were closed in the '90s) Though some still believe it's a "Cow Town", there are several developments of late that have dispelled that image. Sacramento is not a bad city as cities go; we have many forms of entertainment, high-end restaurants, the State Fair, Old Sacramento and other attractions, including a yearly Jazz Festival. What the city lacks is a major tourist type attraction like Disneyland, or Great America. Luckily, Sacramento is within drivable distances to cities and beaches that DO attract tourists. The casinos springing up around the region do little to add to the entertainment choices. Some good concerts are staged on occasion, but that's not a regular thing. I think Sacramento is still struggling to emerge from it's rural roots, and is ready to grow into a major destination for all types of revenue producing industries, in addition to more appealing entertainment draws.

People drive from Sacramento to the Bay Area for most Major League sports, even though we do have AAA Baseball, and of course, our Kings basketball franchise. The region has everything it needs to become a major player in any form of industry and/or tourist attractions. It is to Sacramento's disadvantage that their populations seek these types of entertainment elsewhere.

by Daveybl December 14, 2010

Sacramento Sweater

A song by the Scottish Rock band "Arthouse".

"Dude, the drummer from Arthouse Cleveland Steamer'd his drum-kit during Sacramento Sweater at their show last night!"

by Dr Feelgood2457 March 23, 2010

scramble flesh

Term from the early 1990's, when one watches a pornographic cable channel which is "scrambled". Often times this means the sound is perfect, but the vertical hold, and color fluctuates rapidly.

My mom walked in on me masturbating to scramble flesh.

On Saturday? I just stayed home and watched scramble flesh.

by octavius March 10, 2004

scramma

anything in the world, but in a femine way:

scramma
geryyy curls
light bulb
grandma
tweezers
post its
basically anything you want

by MegaHyphy; November 6, 2007

Scramin'

Artfully running, more then likely from police.
Done in most part by Scramsters.

Dude I was just scramin', the cops almost got me!

by MF Coin op January 9, 2008

scramotion

( skru-mo'-shun) an emotion known only to the male species, an emotion derived from the scrotum.

It was a scramotion that took him by suprise!

by KBrass42 January 8, 2010