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Schrödinger's Done

When a piece of software is considered complete until Karen from accounting comes up with some new stupid shit
Dave: Finally done with this horrible mess
Karen: Hey Dave, it would be great if we could add this feature no one asked for

Dave: Fucking Schrödinger's Done every god damn time
by nuggubuggu September 12, 2024
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Schrödinger's Microplastic

Hypothetical Microplastics that may be considered simultaneously both in my Testicles and not in my Testicles, until proven through observation.
The proliferation of microplastics in society is at such an aggressive state that the Schrödinger's Microplastics of my balls is always on my mind.
by fro99er October 17, 2024
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Schrödinger's Garbage

A piece of media—such as a movie, book, television series, or video game—characterized by such poor quality or ambiguous tone that it is difficult to discern whether it was created as a serious work or intended as a parody.
"I couldn't tell if that movie was meant to be a serious thriller or a spoof—it’s total Schrödinger's Garbage. Every scene leaves you wondering if the bad acting and bizarre plot twists were intentional or just a sign of terrible filmmaking."
by normalmaximo November 10, 2024
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Schrödinger’s doucebag

A person who brings up an offensive topic and then bases if they were joking or not based of the other’s reaction
Todd was a perfect Schrödinger’s doucebag at the bar today
by 05-13 November 25, 2024
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Schrödinger

Girl (12 years old): Holy guacamole I have never seen a schrödinger before!
Me (43 years old): Yes I know and it's still fresh even though I'm 43
Girl (12 years old): Isn't that a bit weird that you're 43 and im 12?
Me (43 years old): No? There's nothing weird about it; I'll come over to your house tommorow, just make sure your parents aren't home.
Girl (12 years old): Okay, hehe.
Me (43 years old): Can't wait to have SOOOOO much fun.
by theblueytimes November 26, 2024
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Schrodinger's Aim

A joking term in video gaming. Said to someone or to oneself when their shooting accuracy is somehow both deadly accurate and extremely abysmal at random times throughout a game round or session.
"Bro, how are you somehow getting major kill streaks and making some of the worst shots I've ever seen in my life right now?"
"I don't know, man. I have Schrodinger's Aim tonight."
by Dexen Xeptar November 30, 2024
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Schrödingers Girlfriend

Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.

Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h
Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”
by Nigerian Scammer December 5, 2023
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