microplastics
microplastics by 4fecta January 17, 2017
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(slang) semen; sperms (for it is said that microplastics are found inside male's testicles and semen)
Girl A: I want his microplastics inside me
Girl B: What does that mean?
Girl A: That means I want to have sex with him, you moron
Girl B: What does that mean?
Girl A: That means I want to have sex with him, you moron
microplastics by lumpurlapindo April 5, 2026
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Microplastic by 13AquaOrbit January 22, 2023
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microplastic: "Whenever I hear a story of a woman being abused by her partner, I think she deserved it."
anyone with sense: "STFU you microplastic"
anyone with sense: "STFU you microplastic"
microplastic by seven-horned, seven-eyed lamb March 2, 2025
microplastic control group
The terrifying realization that we live in a society where the world's most powerful individuals couldn't be half-assed to care about plastic waste, and that there are now microplastics inside of every living person on earth.
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!
Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!
Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them
microplastic control group by john blinker September 28, 2025
Schrödinger's Microplastic
Hypothetical Microplastics that may be considered simultaneously both in my Testicles and not in my Testicles, until proven through observation.
The proliferation of microplastics in society is at such an aggressive state that the Schrödinger's Microplastics of my balls is always on my mind.
Schrödinger's Microplastic by fro99er October 17, 2024
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.