playground swing lookin ass

someone with really thin arms but a really thicc ass.

random guy: i have a condition where my upper extremities are very small but my hips are huge.
second random guy: nah bro u just a playground swing lookin ass.

by JewelsHax February 10, 2019

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Swing shallow

To try to join in while being cuckolded, but you get rejected by your girlfriend

If you swing shallow, Timmy, it'll never be the same!

by Wheneveryoucan May 19, 2017

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Jeterian Swing

Ground Into Double Play

Zack came up to bat in the bottom of the 9th inning with his team down by one, championship on the line, bases loaded with one out, needing a hit to win the game, but he had a Jeterian Swing, hitting a ground ball to the second baseman, flipped to the shortstop, to the first baseman, game over, championship over, the other team wins by a score of 3-2.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 09, 2024

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Swinging at the first pitch

Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first

Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch

by Big Dood72 January 08, 2022

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swing a spanner

To work as a mechanic or mechanics apprentice. Not to be confused with the useless fuckwits in admin who like to use the saying to describe writing with a pen.

Ask Bob to fix your car, he can swing a spanner properly

by King Tony December 17, 2020

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