shart palpitations

the act of suffering a shart attack. followed by a series of moistening after sharts.

possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes.

or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water

GUY1) man, i deserve a medal. i just powered through hung over breakfast with my fiances parents.
GUY2) that tends to suck...
GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning.

GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday.
GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts
GUY2) i warned you about that

by ck slick June 3, 2009

Shart

v.,n. - to accidentally shit oneself while attempting to fart

I accidentally sharted myself.

Did I get some shart on you?

by Sean September 10, 2004

shart

Shart is an amalgum of the words shit and art. Shart is commonly found in college degree shows and the like.

Lets go to the art college and see this years shart. We might get some free champagne.

by Nina Chadwick September 10, 2006

Jacob sartorius

A stupid person who thinks he is “famous” but actually makes cringe “songs”

(AKA Jacob saggytits)

Ayo you guys heard of Jacob saggytits?

You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right

You are no longer my friend Steve

Bu...

NO

by Jeffboy69 April 29, 2020

shart

Act of farting a wet fart at which point you shit ur pants unexpecdedly causing mass embarrassment and requiring a fresh set a underwear and a throu cleaning of ur dick,balls,and ass this will usually happen at a resturant or in ur cat

Dude did u see frank shart last week it was so fucking funny dude

by wolfwind March 6, 2009

Shart

The act of farting immediately followed by unwillingly protruding fecal matter (solid/liquid) causing quite the disturbance in your undergarments while displaying an extremely awkward facial expression.

Young skeet, "Yo dawg what is that smell? And what is that
look on yo face?"

Young poopy, "Aint nothin dawg jus plain ol' shart."

by Dr. Edgar Bacardi November 20, 2007

Shart

To fart and sh-t at the same time.

Jess: Eww

Sara: What?

Jess: I just sharted and I feel smelly.

Sara: Eww!

Jess: I know, right?

by Sara Shay June 30, 2009