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Stakes

Sharpened spikes made of wood that are used to kill vampires.
Hym "Why not? Because in the context of 'self-preservation' all it does is raise the stakes. If you are aggressing upon me you leave me only two choices, allow myself to be subjugated or destroy you completely for the crime of believing that my will could not usurp your own."

Iam "That would be (I guess) the antithesis of the 'inherent value' argument but for not oppressing people. Did I say that right?"

Hym "No. But I'm sure they see what you meant. Why not oppress people? Because I'll kill you if you try and fail. And then I might like killing. So then I'll just kill some more. I'll kill and I'll kill until I've had my fill and then I'll die (but I was already going to do that anyway). Because if I don't you'll oppress me and my family until the day I die and and everyone else will let you get away with it because I'm 'The Bad One'. Or you'll have to kill me. And then you won't have anyone to oppress."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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STAGE 5 Cancer

A type of Cancer that the world at large has; every one that doesn't have stages 0-4 may be subject to this. When an individual displays evidence of Stage 5 Cancer, they are judgmental, stare at people because they are different, and treat people with fewer people who're not the same as them. Generally, this treatment involves a proctologist, scuba gear, and a bong. Stage 5 Cancer is survivable and may be curable with the ingestion and inhalation of mass cannabinoids and possible psychotherapy, although a punch in the nose has also been reported as a cure. Special Note: Those with Stage 0-4 Cancers should see their Oncologist.
"Wow, that lady who called me fat must have some type of Stage 5 Cancer, I hope she gets treated before she infects others with that foul and obnoxious behavior."
by ResearcherOG_Mike January 30, 2023
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End-Stage Life

When a patient has severe chronic severe diseases affecting every organ system and is progressing despite maximum medical therapy to the point where the severity of the side-effects of their medical therapies are approaching that of their multiple medical comorbidities.
Q: Did you finish his HPI?

A: His chief complaint is End-Stage Life; hospice is seeing him first.
by Dr Urich June 6, 2015
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end-stage comb-over

A comb-over that has reached the end of its service as there is not enough remaining hair to do the job.
Congressman Ted Yoho delivered his apology, but it was no more convincing than his end-stage comb-over.
by PBSPinchback July 22, 2020
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United States

A country trying to copy the United Kingdom. And also a place where politics is the most talked about thing.
Dave wanted to visit the United States but he didn't want to face discrimination of political opinions, so he went to Canada instead.
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New states of papere

The New States of Papere (also known as Impero delle Papere or Impero dei Tossici) is an italian discord server created in 2018 where you can be a duck or fight some civil war.
X: you're so fucking dumb! you're surely from New states of papere!
Y: i'm literally crying, I can't stop loving Papere!
by jak a rama May 20, 2021
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United States

The US is the shittiest country. It’s so fucking racist and full of misogynistic white men. A lot of people around the world come here but it shouldn’t feel special because they only come here for opportunities, although it’s not a big deal I have a country but apparently people think it’s the best even though it sucks ass! Americans are so full of themselves and that racism shit OH NO!!! They don’t even season their food like how can you be so proud eating bland ass shit? There’s no way to sugarcoat it it’s a dumb fucking country and the colonizers are just feeling themselves a lil too much. They culture appropriate other cultures and they’re always so on edge to just change themselves and just act like they’re from this country or they’re black so they can say the N-word. They’re so welcome to do Asian fishing, black fishing, literally disrespect other countries cultures and they don’t even have one. so fucking rude smh
(American)Josh: Oh im from the United States
(French)Charlotte: I’m so sorry
by Incoccnito June 21, 2021
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