Hoop Smacker

Hoop Smacker is a slang word for a homosexual, or a man who performs sodomy. The word is mostly used in England.

You're a fucking hoop smacker.

by Matt Gabrick December 30, 2004

cod smacker

Someone who smacks Cods. May be for hobbie or career.

Bill is a cod smacker. Bill smacked John's cod to arouse John. John then killed Bill for smacking his cod.

by Bango Skank November 12, 2008

Bombardi smack

Dick slapping someone in the face while they are sleeping

Bill was passed out on the couch from drinking too much at the frat house, some of the frat brothers were paying cards and John said someone needs to go over there and give Bill an ol' Bombardi smack since he pussed out so fast...

by U of M Fan / Go Blue December 6, 2006

Superflaulisticgenetialiac Smack

{super-flaw-istic-genetialistic-smack} (male use only)

When someone plays super mario bros. 1 (only number 1) for over 4 hours and 32 minutes straight and then goes to court for a parking ticket and moons the judge in the middle of the case and slaps the judge across the face with his penis and scrotum.

"Did you hear about Billy Bob?"
"Oh yeah, I heard he pulled off a Superflaulisticgenetialiac Smack the other day..."

by DERZ! January 28, 2008

dick smacked

When a dude pulls his dick out of his partners mouth and smacks it across their face.

"After my girlfriend was done giving me a blowjob, I pulled my dick out, smacked here across the face with it, and she was dick smacked".

by Double G Dog November 23, 2013

Twat Smack

The Female equivalent of T-bagging

I heard that Larry likes being twat smacked by Becky.

Twat smacking has added a new spark of romance to a dying relationship.

by Java Shark March 16, 2015

Cracker Smack

Cracker Smack is the dumb shit white people be saying

"Did you hear what Timothy said, he said all black people are racist."
"Man I'm telling you, he just speaking Cracker Smack

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017