1. Holy Shit
The biggest shit you've ever seen.
2. Marker Shit
It leaves a mark on the toilet
3. Ghost shit
You feel the shit come out, but it's not there
4. Turtle shit
The shit comes out and then comes back in, you can't let it come out!
5. Mexican Shit
Too much Mexican food, can lead to extremely poisonous toxic shit gas.
6. No Shit
You need to go shit, but you can't.
7. Fart Shit
It feels like you really need to go shit, feels like a solid, but all that comes out is a fart.
8. Peter Griffin Shit
You fart, at the same time you shit
9. Smell Shit
Very Smelly
10. Caught Shit
When you flush the toilet, it's gone, but when someone else enters, it's there
11. ForgotToFlushShit
You forgot you flushed the toilet, but you are too lazy to check.
12. Caught Shit
You just simply forgot to flush, and you get caught
The biggest shit you've ever seen.
2. Marker Shit
It leaves a mark on the toilet
3. Ghost shit
You feel the shit come out, but it's not there
4. Turtle shit
The shit comes out and then comes back in, you can't let it come out!
5. Mexican Shit
Too much Mexican food, can lead to extremely poisonous toxic shit gas.
6. No Shit
You need to go shit, but you can't.
7. Fart Shit
It feels like you really need to go shit, feels like a solid, but all that comes out is a fart.
8. Peter Griffin Shit
You fart, at the same time you shit
9. Smell Shit
Very Smelly
10. Caught Shit
When you flush the toilet, it's gone, but when someone else enters, it's there
11. ForgotToFlushShit
You forgot you flushed the toilet, but you are too lazy to check.
12. Caught Shit
You just simply forgot to flush, and you get caught
by TheChaoticDuck February 9, 2014
Get the Shitmug. Another name for the word jealousy. This word can also be used by your girlfriends ex boyfriend when he becomes insanely jealous of you.
by MxOxB October 20, 2008
Get the The Shitmug. I'm at the shit.
by justinistheshit September 7, 2009
Get the the shitmug. With his overall excellent physical and mental facilities, health and financial savvy, he has the shits to acquire and maintain his independent, mortgage-free, rent-free, leisurely and sporting life, even with a wife and several children. I'm not so endowed.
by Milt Alwin December 18, 2008
Get the the shitsmug. Something you say after taking a huge shit, where it feels like it's the biggest one you ever took in your life.
Holy crap! I took the best dump right now! It was the shit to end all shits! If I died right now, I'd be happy , the shit was THAT good!
by LonePooper January 3, 2018
Get the shit to end all shitsmug. In the fast paced world of recruitment nothing is more important than having access to an accurate data-base. However, a data-base can only ever be as accurate as the information that has originally been submitted.
Imagine that have spent hours working on behalf of a new client to search for the perfect candidate for a new position. You finally select someone who you feel is the perfect person for this new role and, having checked out their CV, contact the client to arrange an interview ...
The client is just as excited as you are and asks you to arrane an interview as soon as possible ... you check the database and then arrange an interview for them on Friday.
However, despite the data-base showing them to be free on Friday the candidate informs you that they are never free on a Friday due to family commitments. They also remind you that they mentioned this information to you when you asked them about their availabilty during their interview ...
The end result is that the potential long term booking is lost and the client decides to use the services of another recruitment consultant who works for a competitior.
A data-base is only as reliable as the information that has been entered in the first place. If you put shit in then you can guarantee that you will get shit out !!!
Imagine that have spent hours working on behalf of a new client to search for the perfect candidate for a new position. You finally select someone who you feel is the perfect person for this new role and, having checked out their CV, contact the client to arrange an interview ...
The client is just as excited as you are and asks you to arrane an interview as soon as possible ... you check the database and then arrange an interview for them on Friday.
However, despite the data-base showing them to be free on Friday the candidate informs you that they are never free on a Friday due to family commitments. They also remind you that they mentioned this information to you when you asked them about their availabilty during their interview ...
The end result is that the potential long term booking is lost and the client decides to use the services of another recruitment consultant who works for a competitior.
A data-base is only as reliable as the information that has been entered in the first place. If you put shit in then you can guarantee that you will get shit out !!!
Dan: I've just told the client that they'll be there within ten minutes but it turns out that they'll actually be over an hour because they have to travel all the way there by bus.
James: But the system clearly says that they have their own transport ...
Dan: I know it does, I thought they did ... so that's what I typed in.
James: Well, you know what they say don't you?
Dan: What?
James: Shit In. Shit Out.
James: But the system clearly says that they have their own transport ...
Dan: I know it does, I thought they did ... so that's what I typed in.
James: Well, you know what they say don't you?
Dan: What?
James: Shit In. Shit Out.
by The Playpen Anarchist July 11, 2011
Get the Shit In. Shit Out.mug. by sfafghdhea July 16, 2008
Get the shitmug.