shitfinger

A homosexual man, who wears a beret and dirty plimsoles.

Otherwise known as "fanny dodger."

You dirty infected little shitfinger!

Dont look at me like that you little shitfinger!

by Peter McMillan April 2, 2008

shiffing

An illegal act in which a person sniffs their poop in order to develop their immunity at an alarming rate.

Derives from the words, shit sniffing.

That person was shiffing in the bathroom the other day.

by shiffmeister July 9, 2011

Sifting

When an older male/female dates, or brings a younger person as a date to an event because either
1. They won't be able to find a date any other way and all younger people would want to go
2. The older person want to make sure they will get some action so they choose younger easier person

Usually only occurs in highschool/college situations like proms or semis
(Usually a bad idea that one will regret in the future)

Guy1: dude I'm bringing Sara to senior prom this year
Guy2: wait Sara the sophomore? Are you really going sifting for a prom date?
Guy1: yeah I found out that she will hook up with me if I get her into prom

by You February 19, 2015

Shitting Rainbows

The act of eating skittles then going to the bathroom and taking a shit and the shit is different colors. Such as, purple, yellow, orange, etc.

Damn bro,after I ate those skittles I was shitting rainbows for weeks

by Travis Teer March 11, 2008

shitfinger

A person that has become the lowest possible excuse for existence.

Ian is a total shitfinger.

by S Hayes June 11, 2003

shitting his pants

Farting while in close proximity to others.

Don't go near Fred, he's shitting his pants.

by victimofdweebs March 16, 2014

shittinghelp

Managed to spell their username wrong in the worst way possible
One of the funniest people on this planet istg

Person1: hey do you know who Shittinghelp is?
Person 2: Yeah they're that mf who spelt their name wrong on tiktok right?
Person 1: yeah, that's it. I heard they're pretty funny too, you should follow them
Person 2: really?
Person 1: yeah

by ToeJuicer97 July 2, 2021