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sucking science dick

When someone will take ANY position that "science" tells them to. No matter what it is. Even if it isn't real science but it is science based off of studies that were paid for by pharmaceutical companies, politicians, climate activist funds, or the democratic party.
Peter: Get your fucking vaccine! Or else you'll kill everyone around you!

Bob: Peter, quit sucking science dick and let people make their own choices.

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Dorito was sucking science dick when she was told by a "research study" that jumping off of a tall bridge would cure herpes, and she decided to jump just because it was from a "reputable source"
by crudmonkey May 27, 2022
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owes a lot to science

When a girl looks a LOT, and I mean a LOT better with make-up on.
Man, I saw Jenny in the morning before she put her make-up on. That girl owes a lot to science!
by Graham B. December 31, 2007
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Der verrückte Wissenschaftler/ The Mad Scientist

Der verrückte Wissenschaftler -> in English The Mad Scientist is a character of the youtube series "Juffsky ein Autist aus unserer Zeit".
Der verrückte Wissenschaftler/ The Mad Scientist has created a new Monster yesterday.
by Pasflow August 6, 2020
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Gnarly Physical Science Teacher

A teacher who'll drive into American Wing Co. blasting Luda's hit song, "Move Bitch Get Out The Way", with a car full of freshman cheerleaders.
Where's that music coming from?
Oh from that Gnarly Physical Science Teacher!
by Jsizzle4rizzle November 8, 2007
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Teh Science

completely politicized science
Teh Science says that you can never go back to normal even after you are vaccinated, and also that biological sex does not exist.
by Eushshtb April 14, 2021
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spirit science

A bullshit term made up by spiritual people to make it look like there is evidence backing up their claims.
BroBro.. I'm spirit science as hell, my ora is so bright.
by Woodchuck April 19, 2016
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Rocket Science

What Karens seem to think putting on a mask when they go out during a pandemic is.
Karen: I refuse to wear a mask!!!!
A genius: Shut up, Karen. Put on a daRn mask. It’s not rocket science.
by Pialinist July 5, 2020
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