reintardnated

re·in·tard·na·ted
n.
Rebirth of the soul in a hillbilly body.

“I swear I've met him before, but I remember him being smarter. It's almost as though he's reintardnated.” (Drew Niemi).

by Web Baker November 10, 2005

Relationshit

Awkward conversations about past relationships or issues in a current relationship.

Example 1
Jim: Wow, Stacey and I were talking last night and she started going on and on about communication, being open with my feelings and all that crap!

Larry: Man, don't you hate it when chicks bring up all that relationshit!

Example 2
Laura: Kevin and I got into it about how his ex was more touchy, feely than I am. I can't stand this relationshit!

by Rax1134 January 19, 2010

Relationship Lag

When one member of the couple changes their facebook relationship status before the other.

Steve has gone from "in a relationship" to "single.
Bob - "But his gf is still "in a relationship", what's going on?"
John - "Must be relationship lag."

by Zagam October 3, 2011

Relationship Crack

All your Body shakes with withdrawn symptoms of misplaced Love. Your loyalty falls apart. Realizing you don't love yet pretending that you did. Lies abound to from the one having withdraw symptoms of Panic; begging to have the relationship back, like Crack.

I need you back please, Baybee you love I need you as you are my relationship crack I'm addicted to your loving.

by rocketrunner December 18, 2011

unconsummated relationship wishes

When somebody keeps flirting with or talking about someone, but never goes for it and meanwhile expects their friends to refrain from persuing the objects of their relationship wishes and when this does happens: getting angry and unreasonable to the point of being a pain in the ass.

Happens a lot around girls, who in certain cases can have numerous unconsummated relationship wishes, making life extremely hard for friends who keep losing track of who's out of bounds and who is not.

Situation to illustrate: Rachel totally forgot about the unconsummated relationship wish of her friend Angela and went on a date with Brad. Angela is now angry with Rachel and won't talk to her, even though she had a date with Kevin and has no business with Brad anyway.

Is also very common regarding ex-boyfriends.

'God, she has so much unconsummated relationship wishes, I keep losing track! - I know, she should do something about it and just shut up.'

Nick asked me out last night, isn't that cool!? - Yeah, kinda... you know, I really don't want you to go out with him. - Why? Is he a unconsummated relationship wish of yours?'

by Snaasmeister February 24, 2010

post-relationship

The mindset where after a serious relationship, such as a marriage or even serious dating ends, that you are not interested in entering into another relationship.

Being post relationship can either be a physiological / emotional reaction to the end of a serious relationship, or a concious choice to not enter into a serious relationship.

For an unfortunate few being post-relationship could even be declared after an unreciprocated infatuation. Them feels.

"Hey I like you and I want to spend time with you but I should let you know I'm post-relationship at the moment'.

Post-relationship

by Bruce Threethousand June 14, 2016

relationship hoe

Someone who loves loyal relationships, but intensely enjoys sex at the same time.

She's not a hoe, she's just a relationship hoe

by PattyKane88 May 16, 2016