Religion

"An organized panic about death" - Dylan Moran, Irish comedian

Largely centers around the fetishistic worship of an invisible sky fairy, who will send you to be tortured for all eternity unless you love him/her/it. Apparently gives free licence for child abuse, war and acts of terrorism, as well as being an insufferable bore at dinner parties.

Having studied world religions for three years as an undergraduate, I personally conclude religion to be an organized panic about death. I would have had an equally productive time conversing with a paranoid schizophrenic, and it wouldn't have cost as much.

by Kolltomnus June 1, 2020

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A buff as fuck Dutch/Swiss dude who is also kind at heart. His voice is calming and his humour is perfect.

Person1: How strong are you?
Person2: Not as strong as reini

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Religion

The search for an answer to a question and making your own answer and calling it correct and that everyone else is wrong.

Guy 1“How was the Earth created?”
Guy 2“God.”
Guy 3“No, there is evidence that it was

evolution not religion.”
Guy 2“NO, I SAY IT WAS GOD SO IT WAS GOD!”

by School is a game for the stupi March 4, 2021

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religion

Type of belief; characterized system of faith. Millions of religions have been created, with Christianity; Islam; and Judaism being at the most known types although there are still others.

He believes in a religion; he's religious!

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religiousize

Turned into a religion, in the sense of the formality of a ritual through participation in the ritual itself in a uniform manner.

See "ritual traces 7" on youtube.

Yo bro don't religiousize this topic, we just having fun.

by cyberphunkisms May 18, 2021

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