Read the paper

What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails
Don't listen to fox News or CNN, go read the paper.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2022
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Dump read

People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.
by Evilbadkitty June 15, 2013
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Third-Reading

When one is reading a romance book and feels as though they are third-wheeling with the characters.
“Omg Rebecca I’m reading this book and I’m totally third-reading with the main ship”
by Omg Rebecca September 16, 2019
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If you are reading this your gay as fuck
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Global Can't Read

If a gacha game has a cn/jp version that is ahead from the global version it will have a "global/EN can't read" moment

It is said in communities especially in Arknights and it basically means that a global player misunderstands or misread the content in the cn/jp version and makes a drama out of it or when it comes out in the global version, players will not read it and may suffer the consequences.
Ishar-mla: Have you heard of another new permanent game mode in the cn version? Someone translated it and it is gonna be is3 with the is2 gamemode

Calcite: So they're replacing the permanent game mode called is2? Creator of this game is a dumbass because is2 is the best thing to come out. Let's stop playing is2 since it'll be replaced later

Kevin: "Global can't read" moment
Destreza: but both of them is permanent...
by ChalterIsBalans October 15, 2022
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Brennan read

He is commonly known amonst his colleagues as a dosser and a Karen. He constantly complains about anything he gets the chance to. Brennan is a chelsea hooligan who believes that they are better than every other team in existence. He often cries and shouts in disbelief when they lose a game (which is quite a common occurance). Brennan is required to drink at least 5 litres of caffeine per day or he will be moodier than he already is. Brennan takes joy in ruining other peoples day and watching them suffer. He despises poor people and often looks down on them from his high horse.
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Thomas Crewe-Read

Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids

Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023
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