A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.
Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?
You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!
Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!
You: Totally got the 'news'!
You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!
Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!
You: Totally got the 'news'!
by TheGreatBigD August 26, 2014
Get the Reading the Papermug. Akin to the phrase “Reading between the lines” reading between the texts is a phrase used to describe the confusion of tone and implication in texting, especially with the member of preferred sex.
She texted me “Hey” but with 2 y’s. Maybe she thinks I’m cute, but I could be reading between the texts.
by Parabeetle March 9, 2025
Get the Reading Between the Textsmug. Phonetic Reading Disorder or Phonetic RD is the inability to read or comprehend words spelled non-phonetically, resulting in poor to non-existent reading capabilities.
"I was diagnosed with Phonetic RD, which explains why I have so much trouble reading."
"I can't read because of my Phonetic Reading Disorder. "
"I can't read because of my Phonetic Reading Disorder. "
by A.S.K.D April 7, 2023
Get the Phonetic Reading Disordermug. What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails
by Sexydimma January 18, 2022
Get the Read the papermug. .
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
Get the Ten Reads Of a KArate Book And Number Typos On Journal Entriesmug. by innocent_person May 12, 2022
Get the reading news onlinemug. James: "How was reading?"
Bill: "Great this dead peice of wood is amazing."
James: "Im sure you had a great hallucination Bill ."
Bill: "Great this dead peice of wood is amazing."
James: "Im sure you had a great hallucination Bill ."
by NikleBeri May 8, 2019
Get the Readingmug.