nipple ranch

When you jizz on the nipples and you wipe lettuce all over it. Substituting it for ranch when you broke as fuck. (Usually you make the partner eat it all)

Suzie wanted a salad but we were out of ranch, so we made nipple ranch instead.

by Cotton Picker 69/420 April 21, 2016

Jolly Rancher

(n.) A hard, sweet, confectionary that is prepared in multiple flavors including cherry, blue raspberry, and watermelon. An American favorite, the flavor is said to be quite delicious it can mask the flavor of most secretions during vaginal oral stimulation although it can be lodged into the pussy during the eating out process and can cause future problems.

Male: Hey sorry I was sucking on a jolly rancher while I was in there and I think it got stuck.

Female: Fuck it, do whatever you have to do.
Make: Ok. Going back in.

Female: Ouch!

Male: WHAT THE FUCK!?! *retch*
Female: What are you fuckin' screaming at?! And why the fuck am I bleeding?!

Male: *retch* I found the jolly rancher and I bit into it and it squirted! *retch*
Female: Shit! I knew I couldn't trust the guy at the rave last week who said he'd no warts.

by whothefuckcares October 9, 2016

diamond ranch

a big ranch. you know, like a farm. a diamond ranch.

i need to head over to the diamond ranch before prom

by kereo April 28, 2017

Randos Rancheros

Randos Rancheros is a breakfast scramble containing whatever you can find in your fridge. If you have tortillas that's even better, but whatever you can find and cook in your fridge will work.

I'm too lazy to go to the store, mind if I make some randos rancheros from whatever I find in the cabinet?

by D S op May 8, 2017

scripps ranch middle school

An awful place worse than hell where you burn for eternity, and a bunch of assholes dab on you because daddy jake paul says so.

I help, this place is a scripps ranch middle school .

by The Non-Furry Fag September 7, 2017

Rick Rancher

A gay fag that lives on Sherman Island. His boyfriend is named Finn and his best friend is Andy.

Fuck you Rick.
You are gay. (Fuck you Drew)
Rick Rancher is a whore.

by thebiggayfrom1931 December 16, 2019

big ranch

An omnipotent god who owns the biggest ranch in the observable universe and has the power to destroy galaxies and owns many planets. He has unlimited power and even more lore behind him. He looks like a 38 year old man, brown hair, a large beard, 287 lbs, 6,3. He is well known by meany extraterrestrial species and was married to a demigod named agatha. He has 2 sons named Tony and Big Business.

Guy 1: “Did you hear about Big Ranch’s new purchase?”

Guy 2: “Its the 85th one this week I am not surprised”

Guy 1: “but still, they say he has infinite amounts of money”

Guy 2: “I believe that statement”

by BigRanchLLC October 12, 2020