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Reverse Jousting

Reverse Jousting is when you make a double-sided noose laced with razorblades and sprint away from one another as fast as you can. The winner is whoever dies first.
1. My friend and I both lost our jobs, so we're going reverse jousting.
2. Unbeknownst to her. my ex wife and I will be reverse jousting at the signing of our divorce papers.
by Riven Main 420 June 21, 2017
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Reverse TP

When a Some Fag Gives Toilet Paper, Pudding, and Green Olives to you and tells you to TP Somebody Elses Home. You get the people in the house you are suppose to TP and go back to the Supplier Fags house and TP it.
Yea This will be the best Reverse TP ever!
by No Jew Fro For You July 6, 2010
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reversed lawnmower

When two male partners (of the gay sexuality) "pull-out" after they have "filled the mower with gas", start to whip their penises in a circular motion. One partner going clockwise, the other counter-clockwise, and end up cumming on each other when they meet in the middle. In this production, please don't wear protection... It ruins the moment.
Thomas: Garry, you look super hot! Let's do the reversed lawnmower!
Garry: Okay, come plow me babe!
Thomas: Okay! My cheeks are spread!
Garry: Prepare for decimation!
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Reverse Smoker

A reverse smoker is someone who experiences reverse effects from either indica or sativa strains. Indica which normally has a relaxing effect would have an active and energetic effect with a reverse smoker. Sativa would be relaxing for a reverse smoker where normally it would be energetic/awakening.
We all smoked a sativa joint and were energized for a walk, except for the reverse smoker he had to take a nap.
by Dabbin Dragon February 24, 2021
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Reverse carmone

An Olympic position in the bedroom, typically when a guy does a full split then fucks the girl in the ass
Some hoe was neckin me on all night so I gave her the reverse Carmone
by Mongolian Scrouge February 9, 2018
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Reverse doghouse

Related to the term doghouse.

A common deflection method used by the offending party to revert blame or guilt back to the offended party.

Used as a means to avoid accepting responsibility for making a mistake or a bad decision. Expressed by bringing up a prior conflict that is irrelevant to the current situation.

Can be used as a a noun or a verb.
As in, you are in the doghouse with your girlfriend but instead of saying sorry, you bring up something unrelated to get her in trouble.

"You shouldn't have done that."
"Well remember when you forgot our anniversary??"
"Don't try and put me in the reverse doghouse"
or
"Stop trying to reverse doghouse me!"
by Carolina Plantagenet February 29, 2012
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Reverse simping

a girl that simps for a guy
Matt: she's donating $50 to Jack paypal
Luke: bro she's reverse simping
by xLock February 19, 2022
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