queef

a wet vagina fart that doesnt smell, but sounds hysterical

Rob : Whats that smell? You fart?

Krystal : Nah i queefed.

Rob : O, well whats that smell.

Krystal : My vagina smells like stank fish.

by Spoimez June 26, 2009

queaf

n. Sudden expulsion of gaseous emissions from the front bottom. Also known as "FBI", or "Front Bottom Issue". Characterised by a softer, lower frequency noise than a standard fart and generally composed of ordinary air which has become trapped. Not usually flammable unless there is something amiss "down there".

Usage: "I enjoy a good queaf after dinner".

by Mikee D April 26, 2004

Queef McBeef

When a vagina poops.

To make a Taco Bell Chalupa, one must use one pound of Queef McBeef. Mexican.

by BobbyFlayMcBeef November 4, 2009

Queef Machine

Another name for an automatic air freshener. This device makes a squirting sound when spraying out beautiful smelling goodness(aka queef) every so often depending on its settings. You will need to get queef refills as they don't last more than about 3 months.

You would say thank you queef every time it sprays its great scents. "Did your Queef Machine just go off? cause it smells some good in here!" " Yes it did my good friend" "Thank you queef" Man I need to run to Walmart to pick up some more queef, she's runnin out.

by kswin January 18, 2011

dolphin queef

When a girl queef's in water and it sprays water out like the air hole of a dolphin.

Dude that girl totally dolphin queefed on my face

by stretchamoe October 18, 2010

Quaf

a rumbly fart in which the air forcefully disturbs the ball sack

Craig let quaf so disturbing, that it disabled his ability to procreate

by King Cobe Bra April 14, 2009

queef

An audible expulsion of air from the vaginal canal not necessarily associated with sexual activity. Women who've not kept up on their Kegels can experience queefing after any activity that opens the vulva and canal. Standing on her head (in yoga) or doing bicycle kicks while lying down. In other words, anything that lifts her ass above the rest of her.

The bikram yoga class was interrupted by thunderous bursts of queefing when all the women stood up after standing on their heads

by cornwallisfritter January 6, 2010