Community Outreach Programme

The phrase used by a man to explain and defend his copulation with a variety of ugly woman.

Similar, but not identical, to the commonly known "charity bang", a Community Outreach Programme differs from the aforementioned "charity bang" insofar as it involves the systematic banging of numerous women over an agreed time period

Lad 1: Man, landed a grenade there mate...
Lad 2: All part of my Community Outreach Programme bro. I like to give something back - like Chlamydia
Lad 1: Respect.

by BRG18 March 30, 2011

Self-Important Program

Like computer programs that run automatically on your computer, whether you want them to run or not, because their programmers have decided they automatically should. Any person (or program) that takes over from a mind set of self-importance, whether someone has asked them to be the center of attention or not.

Ever since Amy came in here, and took over, things haven't been going well.
Yeah, she's really quite the self-important program isn 't she?

My computer takes a long time to reboot, it has lots of self-important programs running.

by TranceMasterJ March 16, 2012

Progressieve

The correct spelling for the term "progressive" when used to define the movement from a Constitutional Government into a Socialist Hell Hole...

Progressieves suck all the progress out of a country, it's industry, and it's citizens through the process of separating them from their money to do what is proclaimed to be in the best interest of the "whole" (which is code for members of the ruling party)...

The Progressieve Movement in the United States began in the early 1900's but it wasn't until the turn of the 21st Century they gained enough of a foot hold through rigged elections and illegal immigration to steal enough votes to turn a once proud, industrious nation into a fascist hellhole...

by Jared L. Ohlinger June 30, 2009

progressive

a pre-party you go to just to get drunk before the real parties...usually includes a bar and serious likwid

After slamming 10 shots at the progressive, I went to the party to get drunk.

by Nick D February 23, 2003

Advanced Placement Program

Just to make the "gifted" or over achievers in highschool feel special and smart. While the ones that are considered idiots actually take congruent enrollment, and earn credit by taking an actual college class instead of doing the AP program were you have to take a standardise test right after the class for a slim chance you would get credit......

Just my two cents about the Advanced Placement Program.

by lordblazer February 13, 2007

JavaScript programming

Similar to booty call, JavaScript programming is to have, or desire, a sexual encounter with someone.

Man, she was sweet, I wanted to do some JavaScript programming with her.

by spaceman spiff October 24, 2005

Programmatic Prostitute

Someone who uses a job to work on something other than that job. Someone who lies about where they are, claiming they are doing their job. Someone who claims hours on a time card that can't possibly be true.

A: Dan said he worked from home on Saturday for 26 hours!

B: Really? John said he saw him out looking at used cars this weekend.

A: Do you think he is claiming hours and he is not working?

B: Oh he may be busy, but not at the job he was hired to do. I am sure his Doctoral Dissertation will be the best in his graduating class based on the hours he’s claiming.

A: He's a real programmatic prostitute.

by Stinky MacBurr December 15, 2009