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PC Problems

When you’re gaming with your friends online and you feel a sudden urge to masturbate
Sorry lads, I got disconnected due to pc problems
by MouseStew October 19, 2020
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Temporary problem

A problem that lasts no longer than a lifespan.
One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem, since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.
by Solid Mantis October 20, 2020
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Temporary problem

A problem that lasts no longer than a lifespan.
One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem (at least the end of one temporary problem), since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.
by Solid Mantis October 20, 2020
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internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting
"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."
by watermeloninja February 23, 2021
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Pseudophilosophy Problem

The pseudophilosophy problem is a logical, pragmatic and relativistic problem that understands the category of "pseudophilosophy" as a vague and bad category for analysis, such as being a category that is always biased into analytical philosophy and always excluding continental philosophy, metaphysics and other philosophical schools. Such as pseudophilosophy can also be used to refer to literally all kinds of philosophy in a broad definition of the word pseudophilosophy. Such as the term is usually used in a biased form to attack opposite schools of thought and complex concepts and texts such as the ones related to post-modernism and dialectics as if all philosophy should be as the analytical philosophy actually are.
"The pseudophilosophy problem is a really nice concept that shows how this concept is almost all the times in the defense of analytical philosophy, as if the whole philosophy should be literally as analytical philosophy actually are, where it is not true, everyone with philosophical education can understand dialectics and post-modernism, it is just the one wants to do it or the one learned to do not understand dialectics nor post-modernism."

"The pseudophilosophy problem is literally like the pseudoscience problem actually are, it only shows about how materialists and atheists always love to use of problematic terms to attack everyone they disagree with, as if everyone must be materialist and atheist."
by Full Monteirism March 1, 2021
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personal problem

a problem that you can fix by yourself :)
Person A: “bro i just spilled ketchup on my shirt”
Person B: “personal problem :|”
by samr4t April 11, 2021
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Father problems

When the father that a woman had was physically present but emotionally not available. Similar context to "daddy issues" where the father is physically absent, etc.
She didn't exactly have 'daddy issues', it was more like father problems.

If you simp for Dabi, you have daddy issues, but if you simp for Nanami, then you have father problems.
by Kai's sl*t May 15, 2021
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