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Receiving a handjob from your partner while they are wearing a budget Frankenstein mask
“Yo bro, last night I had the most epic Frankie-Pankie Wankie, it was an utter monster wank!”
by MouseStew October 19, 2020

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When you’re gaming with your friends online and you feel a sudden urge to masturbate
“Sorry lads, I got disconnected due to pc problems”
by MouseStew October 19, 2020

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