prehab

rehab for preschoolers

1- my three year old johny is in prehab
2- why?
1- To much weed :(

by white venom November 13, 2011

The premature fortnite llama

This is where someone takes an underdeveloped baby and smashes it apart and like the llamas from fortnite, edible goodies come out of the baby that you can sell or eat.

Joe: I hear that using the premature fortnite llama can make a great meal!

Fred: wtf

by Bruhsoundeffect#4 November 27, 2019

pream

Its a mix between a potato and a dream!

I had a wet pream last night.

by Jess! January 10, 2004

Preamble

The constant talk and build up of near-future sex, usually from the male in a relationship, generally resulting in the female being a) annoyed, b) grossed out c) disinterested or d) any/all of a,b,c.

Bill is coming home early today. He called me with the preamble. Ew.

All this preamble is making me want to go eat a pizza instead of having sex.

Preamble pressure is the murderer of libido.

by SheLarry January 7, 2011

Premature Evacuation

When a closeted homosexual is outed, either by themselves or by another individual, earlier than necessary, usually resulting in negative consequences

“This chick was totally DTF today, but I ruined it due to a severe case of premature evacuation…”

by Timothy Sann November 19, 2011

premature ejaculation

Something Doop does alot with his mom.

"Damnit Doop, stop fucking your mom!"

by Fuck You Doop. September 5, 2004

pream

When a man ejaculates before his partner has had sufficient sexual stimulation. To cum prematurely.

Rhonda: If you pream again, we're breaking up.
Ronald: I'm just anxious.

by muddyallen October 4, 2011