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Pornhub

I'm go on pornhub because in not a fucking barbarian
by Smirk zits chief July 8, 2018
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Pornhub

Pornhub is a website to watch men and women fuck in anyway you search you can search anything from hot sexy stepmom and sister sucking My dick to fucking my dad. There's also xxx videos If watching plz be on incognito mode
I wish I was in a pornhub video I bet I can last a whole 1 hour... *lasts only 2 mins (pornhub is just a website where you can watch anybody fuck anybody)
by 9inchesBIG July 13, 2021
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Pophead

A person who enjoys fun music, dancing, confetti, penguins and fuzzy pants.
Thanks for being a Pophead!
by nooper051 March 9, 2010
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porchmonkey

how was your day my little porchmonkey?
by porchape March 31, 2010
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Porch cop

Nosy neighbor who keeps an eye out for pirates on your porch.
Porch cop said she was bringing over homemade chocolate chippers, but she really wanted to get a look at our entry way.

“GoPuff never sucks,” glowed Brian. “As soon as Irene the porch cop sees the delivery guy drive up, she gives us a jingle to let us know the booze is here.”
by Hifalutin! January 31, 2022
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Bella Porch

A terrible singer and a try-hard just to be like Charli Damelio. Bella Porch is a wannabe who doesn't deserve her fame because all she even does is shake her head and sing
Have you heard of Bella Porch? She sucks!
by Bella Porch Life September 5, 2021
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off the porch late

When someone is always getting a joke late or last person to realize that something is going on or has just happened.
When you tell a joke to a group of people and even though the person was sitting right there with you, they ask "wait what's so funny, tell me". You should say, man you are always off the porch late!
by broadstreetbully April 9, 2011
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