Piff

verb

When an upperclassmen in high school is so unattractive and has absolutely no game that he has to resort to dating an ugly freshman to get a girlfriend, which only lowers his popularity and reputation even more.

What? Who knew he would sink so low as to piff?

by anonymous102938475 October 31, 2011

piff

A piff an unexpected splirt of white gas out of the top of your penis. It makes a loud PIFF sound and comes out nice and slowly. You may not feel it coming out but you sure will hear it.

In normals terms a piff is a penis-fart.

Person 1: Hey man do you want to see a movie?

Person 2: Yeah dude what movie are ou *PIFF* t.

Person 1: Gross. Did you just piff?

by GiggityGoo69 January 17, 2011

Piffle

Piffle is a swear used for piss created by the manitou cabin at camp stevens in kenora in 2002.

1. Damn! I piffled myself again!!

2. Lets write our names with piffle in the snow!!!

by Agxu April 2, 2005

Piffenpaff

aka Yoshi or Cedric Cosmo Cranky
1. A beloved deceased individual
2. The invisible driving force behind NDSS

Piffenpaff, why have you forsaken me?!

by Manda October 23, 2003

Piffed

Being mad, yet in shock; pissed but surprised.

I'd been talking to this guy for a month and then out of nowhere he got in a relationship with some THOT. I was piffed.

by ShitISay April 6, 2017

Piffer

Vape

Piffer me

by itslilred September 6, 2021

Piffer

A plastic /metal tube used for smoking drugs, mainly heroin. Usually made out of a Bic pen.

Yo I just grabbed some dope but I forgot my piffer can u use yours?

by Tizzylamb December 13, 2021