Broken picker

When every person you choose to date is toxic, broken or all wrong for you but you can’t stop chasing them. You suffer from a broken picker.

She always wants a bad boy, girl got a broken picker.

by Soonerbex November 7, 2020

Cotton Picker

Someone who gives backshots and openly grabs toilet paper residue from their partners ass.

Cholula: Yo I was dogging this girl and she had toilet paper crumbs in her ass, but I just picked it and slapped her ass to keep the mood going
Joel: Man you’re a fucking cotton picker dog

by DaaJay August 3, 2022

pencil picker

a slur especially designed for people name Alex.

"Alex you pencil picker"

by bhanji March 7, 2023

The Surprise Pick

An unexpected excess of snot deposited on your finger. Not to be confused with the Surprise blow, which could be omitted from genitalia or assorted other orifices!

You're pretty sure your nose just has a tiny wee booger in there. You breach the outer rim slightly and strike gold straight away. It's not even crusty.. & you're not even feeling clogged up!

You extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!

WOAH! Where did THAT come from?? That's the surprise pick!

by K-man75 September 3, 2012

Chinese Garbage Picker

When a native kid chills inside of a garbage can and searches it.

1: Theres a random wannabe chinese kid in my trash can
2: CHINESE GARBAGE PICKER ALERT

by A gora pakora June 20, 2018

Peccy the Picker

The mascot of Amazon. Not many people know about him since he is an internal mascot.

Amazon employees get rewarded Peccy pins for their pay.

He is a yellow blob with the Amazon logo smile.

Guy: Amazon doesn’t have a mascot, stupid!
Guy 2: Yeah they do, idiot. It’s Peccy the Picker!

by StudMastaFlex34 April 3, 2022

I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe

something that defines humanity

I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.

by ch4rg3 May 6, 2020