future phone

a future phone is a phone that connects to the internet, takes pictures, plays music and videos, and basically does all that stuff that we used to use computers for

an example of a future phone is an iphone, duh

by aborted_robot April 23, 2010

Phone Moocher

Someone who uses their friend's phone to avoid paying their own mobile fees.

- "Hey dude, where's your phone?"
- "Oh, Mike has it. He ran out of texts on his."
- "What a phone moocher.."

by infected xD July 27, 2010

phone diaper

A diaper for ur phone

When the teacher was out we made phone diapers cuz we were high and didn’t feel like having a threesome

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 12, 2019

Phone fingers

When you're typign on yuor phone but your fat figners are too big for the tiny-as-fcuk kyes and yuo misspell evrey secodn word

A: hye mate, whta's up?
B: lol what?
A; sorry, fuckign phone fingers

by PÜNGLICH April 13, 2014

phone hoe

Someone who stays on the phone constantly, ignoring those around them.

Savannah is the world's biggest phone hoe!

by Star Blaster May 24, 2016

Phone guyussy

A word used to describe the red plump man hole of phone guy, aka the character with a phone for a head that appears in the hit game, five nights at freddys, who the audience chose to woo over and make pregnant art of.

Person 1:bro GLAMROCK FREDDY IS SO HOT. I NEED HIS GLAMROCK IN ME
person 2:FR BRO, phone guy and his phone guyussy tho

by anonymoushotass January 18, 2022

lezbo phone

The act of fat fingering your phone into inoperable submission due to the over utilization of finger fucking Instagram, Facebook and Twitter ...

Crystal, no wonder your alarm didn't go off ... you have a Lezbo Phone.

by Randa Mundo April 4, 2019