dutchman's pipe

1. sexual act in which a male receives a blow job in a meat locker or some other cold storage room so that it appears as though the giving partner is smoking a pipe; upon climaxing, the receiving partner ejaculates on the upper lip of the giving partner, leaving a white mustache like one an old dutchman who smokes a pipe would have
2. slang term for a penis

Last night, I was talking to this waitress, and before I knew it, she took me back to the freezer and started giving me a BJ! I gave her a dutchman's pipe and got out of there.

by Tremors March 14, 2009

Boston steam-pipe

While fucking a girl, in any hole, who has a fever of 102 degrees or more while listening to the song "More Than a Feeling", thus feeling her elevated temperature with your "thermometer"

Bart Oates: Listen Carl, getting Boston steam-pipes from dogs is not everything.

Carl: Oh come on Bart; that only happened once.

Bart Oates: You're in the red zone Carl...

by Trife_Diesel March 17, 2010

i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention

What I said before all I saw was bloody fur and tails.

Hey man, i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention,I will now continue to rob you of your 1993 Dodge Grand Caravan so that I can travel to Argentina.

by Silas Black 09 July 26, 2022

Phine

Math/Art Nerd Slang: Something that is attractive or good, usually because its dimensions or aspects closely match that of The Golden Ratio, approximately 1:1.618... a ratio that has been described as the mathematical Ratio for beauty. The number 1.618.... is a mathematical constant known as Phi, therefore things that are beautiful ("Fine") are usually also "Phine".

Guy: "Did you see that girl?"

Dude: "Yeah, She was Phine! Her ratios were golden!"

by Leeloominaï Dallas July 6, 2013

Pipe Drunk

When you smoke so much meth that you become tired and sleepy. Its means your too too high so eat something to bring yourself back down a little. Then you'll feel 'amped' again.

'He fell asleep while hitting the P cause he was pipe drunk.'

'If you keep hitting it over and over again your gonna get pipe drunk.'

by Always Flying HIgh July 31, 2008

crack pipe

Beginner's musical instrument. Popular in the 1980's and 1990's but somehow still around due to multi-level focus group marketing on behalf of the music industry. Obscene amounts of money can be made if you can master fine instrument.

Ja Rule and 50 Cent got their start on the crack pipe and now they be millionaires

by Wigga May 13, 2003

lay the pipe

v. to give da dick

I laid the pipe on that ho EARLY

by NeverU June 6, 2003