two way petting zoo

you pet the animals, they pet you back!

ex: lets have a two way petting zoo... duh

by snorlax7 March 20, 2009

two-way petting zoo

A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.

Dude, last night after we made it in the door, it was a two-way petting zoo. Crazy shit went down!

by theinitiator March 21, 2009

dont fret pet

Jesse Knowles

Dont fret pet

by dontfretpet February 20, 2011

being pet like a chicken

having the fetish in which a person likes to be pet on neck and scratch there. Also moving in a chicken like a manner.

Crystal: I like being pet like a chicken
Me, as an intellectual: weird flex, but okay

by vividtears November 17, 2018

pet my poopie

slang term for suck my dick, or play with my cat. only used by Special Blend (the band) and it is copywritten as our trademark

Hey Robert, pet my poopie

by mike March 16, 2003

im going to pet my spider

to jerk at ones penis

Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!

by thesythmyth May 9, 2018

Pet sim x player

when you're an asshole and decide to play roblox's "pet sim X' instead of hang out with the bros, what a dumbass little shit

"have you seen micheal?, he's such a pet sim x player.

by Uncle_Jerry September 23, 2022