Polinging

The act of not participating in a text conversation, even through that conversation directly affects the person(s) not participating.

"Hey did you notice Carl and Dave were not participating in that text group last night? Yea they were totally Polinging"

by The Knower of all Knowing October 21, 2025

noise poozing

the action of taking a sound wave or musical vibration and twisting/warping it into something strange and new.

that ultra-phaser pedal really likes to noise pooze your guitar tone.

try noise poozing the vocal track so it sounds fucked.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Captain Pooding

A Bit Like Captain Slow, But much more fast and pooding.
see: Pooding

Is it a bird? nope plane? nope... by joe! it's Captain Pooding
Captain pooding facebooked your mother
He also Spellchecked ur dads name

by bumsectomy June 1, 2009

Puppy poking

When you are too lazy to fuck the dog.

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.

by Macknoel November 20, 2009

wick poking

A verb which describes the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman .

Man 1: Guess what he *pointing at another friend* was doing last night?
Man 2: Don't know. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball?
Man 1:Haha, no he was doing some wick poking on some woman last night.

by akimb0 April 25, 2011

Flanagan poking

The famous flanagan poke is often seen as an innocent hello to the untrained eye when in fact it is something much more underhand. It is a signal of sexual intent and it basically means she wants to ravage your naked body. Poking back is like a contract agreement, promising flanagan that she can get her dirty scouse hands on you.

When an innocent girl say Nicola is attacked without even realising it is an example of a flanagan poking

by davids33 November 14, 2011

phantom pooping

The art of dropping a deuce inconspicuously in public places

"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"

by The Korean Sun December 28, 2013