freya orchard-skey

An idiot with problems.

Hello, my name is Freya Orchard-Skey please help me.

by Freya Orchard-Skey November 18, 2018

sea orca

The man, the myth, the sea orca. Any man who has the nickname sea orca is either absolute legend. He is either a man above all men. He is even above our lord and savior big chungus. This man can change forms from a smol child to a vicious, sexy, sea going mammal at any time he wants.

SEA ORCA TRANSFORM *transforms into very hot sea going mammal*

by Sick Frick January 9, 2019

Orgasm Orchestra

A diverse gathering of many nekkid civilians who get off together. The harmonization of their moans, groans, shrieks and squeals play to the tune of Edvard Grieg’s “Morning Mood”.

Guess what Dan! I’m a B-flat in the Orgasm Orchestra tonight!

by ElCaptain6263 February 11, 2019

Korra/Orcids/impact

A fat bald white guy that get smacked in creative by a even fatter white guy named Fstzy, also he spits when he talks and and Sucks at fortnite

Korra/Orcids/impact, are all trash names

by Handy Man De March 26, 2019

Milf Orchestra

An Amateur Orchestra with people in their forties who aren´t professional Musicians

Oh I heard your Mom picked up an Instrument?
Yup, I guess she´ll join a Milf Orchestra soon

by Treewise October 30, 2019

Angry Orchard

Piss from a horse that drank cider

Angry Orchard tastes more like piss than cider

by Username 1552 December 18, 2020

Necis Orcus

Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your bulgy-wulgy
Kissies and lickies your neck (Mmh)
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh)
I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty

Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long, uwu, please adopt me
Paws on your bulge as I lick my lips (UwU, punish me please)
'Bout to hit 'em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin')
- Necis Orcus 2020

Person 1: New phone who dis?
Person 2 (if Necis): is Necis Orcus ;)
Person 2 (if !Necis): Me, Who you?

by Necis Orcus December 22, 2020