by nubfanactic March 01, 2010
Forklift driver: "Yeah, I smashed a load of those boxes whan I put them on the pallet. Put loads of shrink wrap on, nobody noticed, jobs a good'un"
by oracle March 13, 2004
by Anaya Peterson October 28, 2019
by HolyMolyOnly March 23, 2016
To receive head from an elderly female with a large, flabby waddle. During the hummer, the receiver will swat her waddle back and forth while she bobs the knob up and down. At climax, it is customary and appropriate to yank the waddle straight down to help open the throat.
Last week at the over 60's Canasta game, Morty met a lady friend with a flabby, old saggy waddle. He talked her into the janitor closet between hands and she gobbled his goo during a climactic Waddle Job.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2015
When a girl with french braids gives you head while hanging upside down from a shower rod. AKA gurf or GJ. The word orginated in Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin.
1. Jake- Last night i totally got a gurf job from this girl.
Elliott- No way, thats awesome
2. Casey- C'mon baby give me a gurf job.
Shaniquia- Hell no, i ain't russian, i'm black, i can't bend like that.
Elliott- No way, thats awesome
2. Casey- C'mon baby give me a gurf job.
Shaniquia- Hell no, i ain't russian, i'm black, i can't bend like that.
by Wiz Kollifa June 07, 2009
When a girl is about to give you a blow job and all of a sudden, out of your own stupidity, you say or do something that makes her angry or ruins the mood and she ceases all blowing activity. This is not to be confused with some unforeseen events like an earthquake or a tornado occurring while you are about to be given a blowjob; unfortunate as it may be, it is not a blown job.
Greg: Hey man, how'd it go with Ashley last night?
Caleb: I accidentally called her Stacy, and I ended up getting a blown job.
Greg: Sucks... well, you wouldn't know.
Caleb: I accidentally called her Stacy, and I ended up getting a blown job.
Greg: Sucks... well, you wouldn't know.
by TheDaveTrain April 16, 2011