Number hoe

a friend, who when offered a meal at a fast food restaurant, choses to order a number instead of ordering off of the dollar menu.

Mark (after watching Jim order a #8, value sized): Man, why you gotta be a number hoe?

by Natalie Clark August 28, 2007

Number 3

Meaning to spew. One of the primary bodily functions, follows on after Number 1 and Number 2. Polite way of saying you need to chuck.

Ben: Hurry up mate, I need to go to the bathroom!
Chris: What, #1 or #2?
Ben: Nah man, Number 3!! Let's GO

by -Ryan- May 13, 2007

number three

Semen.

Bob went number three in the bathroom.

by Eddie July 14, 2003

scarlet number

A low score on a high-stakes standardized test, typically one that cannot be retaken. A variant on Nathaniel Hawthorne's Scarlet Letter.

Tony wanted to get into an Ivy League school, but his 64 on Mr. Peterson's calculus final will be a scarlet number that will keep him out.

by Samuel Francisco October 9, 2017

number blind

A problem with some people who have trouble with numbers, math, and any numerical reference from time to time. Often related to deadlines and quantity.

Setting at a staff meeting:
Martha: "Jim, did you get the memo?"
Jim: "Yes, you need 4 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 25th".
Martha: "No, we need 6 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 15th. What, are you number blind or what?"

by baker808 January 22, 2010

Straightest number

888 is the straightest number. 8 sounds like straight and repeating numbers are straight so 888 is straight.

"bro 888 for life. It's the straightest number"

by Lilspanky December 6, 2019

take a number

A comeback used when confronted in an aggressive fashion.

Thug: I'ma kill you, mothafucka!
You: Take a number, bitch.

by DeadByDawn October 14, 2004