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Wearing the number 2 headband

Reference to Afro-Samurai, the popular Anime starring Samuel L. Jackson (voice) as the title character.

In a futuristic yet feudal Japan, it is said that the one who wields the Number 1 headband is the fiercest fighter in the world and shall possess godlike powers. The only way to obtain the Number 1 headband is to challenge and defeat him in combat. However, only the Number 2 can challenge the Number 1, while anyone can challenge the Number 2, which causes a constant struggle for the Number 2 headband.

This is used when it seems like EVERYONE has a bone to pick with you in a given day
dude, my girlfriends pissed at me, my roommate's on my case, my co-workers left me with a pile of work and my boss says im on thin ice -- I must be wearing the number 2 headband
by Dyrk Diggler April 1, 2011
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Graham's Number

1. The largest useful number in real mathematics.

2. upper-bound solution to Ramsey theory.

3. Makes googolplex look like a pussy.
...9404248265018193851562535

7963996189939679054966380

0322234872396701848518643

9059104575627262464195387

...yeah that's the first 100 digits.

Graham's Number is enough to make Chuck Norris blink.
by plasmaXwisp August 26, 2009
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soup number 5

A soup made from bull testicles and/or penises. It is called 'soup number 5' because some restaurant owners are concerned that listing bull ball soup in their menus might spoil the appetites of their patrons. Soups numbered 1 - 4 are chicken, beef, pork, and fish.
I'd like to have an order of soup number 5 with extra testicles.
by bugeater August 19, 2013
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going number one and number two

Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.
by Miriam Webster's January 11, 2009
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(random number) second rule

When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.
*drops food
"(random number) second rule!"
*picks up food
by kj7771 May 19, 2008
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take a number

The reply to a statement, implying that there are many others with the same feeling.
by jamesf October 12, 2004
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69 haha funny number

What is said after someone says 69
Person 1: I'm level 69 get on my level
Person 2: 69 haha funny number
by MemesAreMyLife May 18, 2020
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