step number 2

In South Park the TV show, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman found a place underground where gnomes work constantly; step number one is to steal underwear, step three is to take over the world and no one knows what step two is.

Stan:"So what do you do?"
Gnome:"Step one, steal underpants. Step three take over the world!!"
Stan:"So what is step number 2?"
Gnome 1 :*pauses*"um, hey guys what's step two?"
Gnome 2 :*shruggs* "I don't know."

by he who stands there July 1, 2006

number 5

Receiving fellatio while you are in the process of clearing your bowels.

Damn Blimmer, your sister is dirty. She gave a number 5 to Lazarus and all his boys!

by Phineas Taylor Barracus December 20, 2004

Bendy number

A number that is the correct answer to a math problem when you don't understand and need an answer to write down. It can be bent into the correct answer.

Noa: what did u get for number 7?
Jaime: I got 17
Noa: that's wrong. The answer is 235
Jaime: that's what I meant. 17 is a bendy number

by Yellow crocs April 17, 2017

number two

n. defecation

I gotta go do a number two.

by fizzle April 1, 2004

Number Three

The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.

My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door!

As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!

by Lunicus February 9, 2013

engine number 9

Totally amazing song by the Deftones which you listen to if some chav is pissing you off or you wanna drown out whiney emo kids

'Hey, engine number 9 is quality, and some kid listening to taking back sunday just walked by, turn up the Deftones'

by robj22 June 30, 2005

number 4

Urinating, clearing your bowels and masturbating in the same trip to the washroom. Also referred to as a piss, shit and a wack!

I was supposed to meet K Lo at the party in an hour, but I needed to make time for a number 4 — so I called her and said I'd meet her in 90 minutes.

by Phineas Taylor Barracus December 20, 2004